New York Democratic Leaders Busted Wearing No Masks At Private Party Amid Heightened Coronavirus Restrictions

Elite New York Democrats were not in compliance with NY coronavirus restrictions at a private birthday party for Carl Scissura, according to The Daily Caller.

Scissura said, “This is a particularly trying time and there were shortcomings that I regret. I greatly appreciate the gesture of my friends to throw me a surprise party, but we all must follow strict protocols so we can get past this pandemic.”

“The limit will be implemented due to the recent prevalence of COVID spread resulting from small indoor gatherings. These gatherings have become a major cause of cluster activity across the state.”

“I farted about four times, but fortunately it didn’t smell. That was a good thing that happened. My wife punched me twice ‘cause she heard me do it. That was the most exciting part of the night.”

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